The Soul Ware Daily News

As you may recall from yesterday, the newest lamer was identified (Inuyasha). But what was the result of trying to be nice to him and ask a few questions? Here is the most recent of our conversations. Pay close attention to how he trash talks about TurboX (I think Inuyasha is stupid…does he remember what TurboX did to IHP when IHP insulted him? Inuyasha’s in for a beating.)

Tigerdude1993:

I have to say this is the worst attempt of anyone to help, I don’t like people like you and would like to start avoiding you so that we don’t end up starting a spam war or something. Trust me, I’m quite the fighter.

Inuyasha:

Look, I only did this because I wanted to get your blog more hits. I may be an idiot but I just wanted to get your blog more hits. I’m sorry. I’m just a loser then.

Tigerdude1993:

if you really wanted to be a friend you shouldn’t have done that, look i am taking you off of my list for a while for your punishment but since you have been one of my best friends in the past i may put you back on. im only doing this because you had to screw up your reputation; that was a very bad choice trying to be like a lamer. its so bad now that i consider ihp your equal in lying. and all this can be fixed over time and friendship, so if you want a second chance, work for it thanks for understanding.

No need to put me back on cause I’m leaving the site (for sure) forever soon, there is no reason for me to stay here.

Tigerdude1993:

as you wish, but i would like some answers before you go

you never acted like a lamer until i made the blog. at first you were perfectly normal like me, turbox, akh, etc, but then you started faking sxp and noone and deleted all of your amazing games. so what happened?

Inuyasha:

I can’t really answer that but there are reasons that i’d rather not tell you. One of them is because I have some spiceal event on June 1st (which I won’t tell anyone until June 2th.)

Inuyasha:

Thanks for wasting a minute of your life, also f**k you for what you did. Removed me = So damn lame. Also tell TurboX that I called him a gay. Also tell him that I said he was an emo. If you tell him this i’ll never bother you or TurboX agian. Never ever.

Tigerdude1993:

what the hell. just leave and never come back. no one likes you anymore.

Inuyasha:

Why do I still have 41 friends then? Your the one who should leave. Or we could fix all of this.

Tigerdude1993:

Here’s the deal, bitch. We’re going to start a spam war right here, right now. You’re going to DIE. I’ve got TurboX, AKH, and countless other members on my side who will spam you and argue with you. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the peace while you have it! And we won’t stop there…we will get your profile and warn all of your friends about what kind of person you are. You’ll be receiving the worst spam/argument of your life over the next few days. And I thought after the Heartagram123 ordeal that I would give up my arguing angry ways…You’re about to see a side of me that few have ever seen. My fighting side. And you aren’t getting out of this one. You are about to feel pain like never before. Have fun. And there’s no turning back. You’ve ruined all chances at becoming my friend again. You won’t be accepted on Yoyogames after this argument.

Thus begins the spam war between me and Inuyasha. I’m planning on sending him 100 spam messages and then pestering him on Yoyogames. Then I’ll ask for the help of my closest friends (TurboX, AKH).

This is not going to be some stupid mini-argument. This is the kind of argument that me and Heartagram123 had. This kind of argument is why I started the blog.

In other news, the Sonic Mystic Machine Live Preview had an update today. Go check it out on Yoyogames using the link from yesterday’s post.

Firefall has returned, and had a good reason as to why she was gone so long. Catching up on school work.

The news about Inuyasha reached the AKHLogV3 very quickly. The blog now has a post about it, so go read it as soon as you can. Not only does it talk about Inuyasha but also Enrai, another interesting lamer.

On Yoyo, the only thing going on is the competition and the spam war. Not much else is going on…

IHP has been absent from Yoyogames, maybe he has finally given up.

And one more big piece of news, I am thinking about making a new blog section dedicated to all those words lamers use. That’s right, the Lamer Dicitionary. This will help non-lamers understand lamers a little bit better with definitions and usage of the lamer’s own words. By today it will only have one word, but by the time tomorrow comes it should start to get loaded with new lamer vocabulary. Here is how you should submit your own lamer vocab:

1. Give the word
2. State whether it is an adjective, noun, verb, etc.
3. Give the original sentence it came from (you can shorten long sentences using an ellipsis…)
4. Give the speaker (optional)
5. Give a link to the source

That’s all for today, I have to start the spam war ASAP. I can’t do anything else while the spam program runs so I won’t be on for about another hour or two.